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Welcome to the first ever Bad Wrong Scrubsathon! Have you ever thought of a totally cracktastic pairing and wished someone would write it, even if it was just in a humor fic? Ever come up with a pairing you were convinced would be horrible and then find yourself wondering if anyone could make it work (or at least explore it in a way that seemed convincing)? If so, this is the challenge for you.

Here's how it works:

- You have until 11:59pm EST next Sunday, November 11 to comment on this post with requests/prompts relating to the totally wrong pairings/OT3+'s that you'd like to see written.
- We will collect the prompts and post the complete list by the end of the day on Tuesday, November 13.
- You'll have two weeks from that date (i.e. until Tuesday, November 27) to post fics, videos, manipulations, or fanart based on any of the prompts. You may answer as many prompts as you like, and there is no limit to how many times a particular prompt may be answered.
-All fics/videos/fanart should be posted in the comment section of the prompts post, meaning that they should be under 4,300 characters.

What types of prompts can I post?
-Canon pairings are not allowed, no matter how wrong and painful they may be.
-Pairings that are extremely common in the Scrubs fandom are not allowed. That means no JD/Cox, Elliot/Jordan, JD/Turk, or JD/Janitor.
-The kids are off-limits unless it's a future fic. In other words, if you're planning on writing anything of the sexy variety, the characters need to be at least 18 years old.
-No bestiality.
-Other than that, all non-canon het, slash, or femslash pairings/OT3s are fine, provided that they are suitably cringe-worthy.

How do I post prompts?
-All prompts should be posted in the following format: Character/Character, prompt word or phrase (e.g. Janitor/Kelso, sponge, or Janitor/Randal, sock)
-Please try to write your pairings so that the character whose name comes first alphabetically is listed first (e.g., Franklin/JD instead of JD/Franklin).
-Please only post one pairing and prompt per line; there is no limit to how many you can post.

**Guidelines for fics will be posted with the list of prompts. None of them should be particularly surprising.**

Please Note: There is no hard and fast rule for qualifying something as a bad, wrong pairing. It can consist of anything from characters you really don't want to picture having sex to characters you think are totally incompatible to characters that have barely interacted and are just a weird choice to put together. That means that it's a subjective standard. Something someone else considers a god awful pairing might be your OTP. It happens. If it does, either suck it up or write a damn good fic that you think will make others see the light. Do NOT post a rant or attack your fellow fans for their choice. This is not a ship war. This is an activity that we hope will get the characters whose relationships are not frequently explored some love. Have fun with it.

Main characters: JD, Elliot, Turk, Carla, Perry, Janitor

Supporting characters:Jordan, Todd, Ted, Keith, Laverne Roberts, Kim

Hospital Staff: Snoop Dogg Attending (Ronald), Franklin the lab tech, Hooch, Dr. Miller, Cabbage, Doug, The Worthless Peons, Dr. Wen, Colonel Doctor, Dr. Beardface, Nurse Tisdale, Gift Shop Girl, Lloyd the Delivery Guy, Molly Clock, Slagathor, Leonard the Security Guard, Gloria the Elder Intern, Randal the janitor, Dr. Kevin Casey, Dr. Ackbar, Dr. Mickhead

Relatives: Dan Dorian, Ben Sullivan, Danni Sullivan, Paige Cox, Marco Espinosa, Lily Reid, Simon Reid, Barry Reid, Bradley Reid, Enid Kelso, Harrison Kelso

Other characters: Neena Broderick (lawyer), Harvey Corman (hypochondriac), Joe (from season 7 premiere), Billy (Colin Farrel's character)

That being said, comment with prompts!


( 46 abominations — Are you twisted? )
Nov. 5th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
Elliot/Kim, crying
Doug/Ted, dead people
Perry/Turk, competition
Jordan/Nurse Tisdale, hobby
Slagathor/Todd, I guess
Kevin Casey/Cox, studying
Jordan/Neena, domination
Carla/Laverne, late night
Carla/Dr. Miller, defend
The Worthless Peons (foursome), practice
Beardface/Colonel Doctor, hair care
Janitor/Randal, touche
Barry Reid/JD, meeting
Danni Sullivan/Elliot, revenge

I feel dirty all over.

Nov. 11th, 2007 11:13 pm (UTC)
I am so with this, it won't leave my brain alone!

"Barry Reid/JD, meeting"
Nov. 5th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
Carla/Laverne - Overnight Shift
Carla/Laverne - Chocolate
Cox/Kevin Casey (Michael J Fox) - Interns' Night Out
Cox/Turk - Pee Buddies
Cox/Turk - Stress Relief
Doug/JD - A Helping Hand
Doug/Ted - Spandex
Doug/Ted - Misery Loves Company
Elliot/Kelso - My Old Man Fetish
Janitor/Jordan - Dominance
JD/Kevin Casey - Hero Worship
JD/Nick Murdoch (Sean Hayes) - Jealousy
JD/Rowdy - Dry Spell
JD/TheTodd - No One Will Ever Know
Jordan/Kelso - Favor
Turk/TheTodd - Locker Room
Turk/TheTodd - Basketball
Nov. 6th, 2007 08:42 am (UTC)
YES! JD/Nick! Come now, I'm not the only one who saw that. =D
Nov. 6th, 2007 11:40 pm (UTC)
Who was Nick?
Nov. 7th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)
Fellow intern from S1e7, My Super Ego
Nov. 7th, 2007 12:39 am (UTC)
Oh, yeah, the guy from Will and Grace, right?
Nov. 5th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Janitor/Kelso, mop
Ted/The Todd, insecure
Carla/Janitor, "why does nothing ever stay fixed?"
JD/Ted, Puppets
Kelso/Ted, snark
Nov. 5th, 2007 03:53 am (UTC)
Cox/Kelso- Top Dog
Cox/Dan- Bubbles
Cox/Dan- Favorites
Cox/Franklin- Apology
Cox/Harrison- Exploration
Dan/Danni- Backseat
Doug/JD- Freezer
Dr. Mickhead/Janitor - "But where will we hide the body?"
Dr. Wen/Turk- Precision
Elliot/The Todd- Scrubs
Elliot/Harrison- Cheese and 'Whine'
Enid Kelso/Ted- Payback
JD/The Todd- Perfectly Straight
Kelso/Ted- Respect
Lavern/Turk- Commonality

*is so excited*
Also, I'm apparently incapable of pairing Cox with a woman. Ever.

Nov. 6th, 2007 06:31 am (UTC)
I can see Kelso/Ted so much it's scaring me. O.o.
Nov. 10th, 2007 03:16 am (UTC)
Zomg, isn't it horrifyingly delicious? lol
Nov. 7th, 2007 02:22 am (UTC)
I love the idea of Enid/Ted hahahahahahaha
Nov. 10th, 2007 03:17 am (UTC)
Now here's the real question: Would Kelso be pissed, or just relieved? Lmao
Nov. 5th, 2007 04:36 am (UTC)
Oh God, the horrible things in my head...

Bob Kelso/the Todd; pattern
Ben Sullivan/JD; post-mortem (you know what I'm driving at, don't you. O_O)
Elliot/Rowdy; man's best friend (if Rowdy's not allowed, then please ignore, although I consider Rowdy one o' the guyfs.)
JD/Troy (Sloppy Joe Guy); "strawbRARY"
JD/Leonard (Security Guard with a hook for a hand big afro; line (this actually might be kind of sexy...)

:D Da horror. Da horror.
Nov. 6th, 2007 04:31 am (UTC)
Ben Sullivan/JD; post-mortem (you know what I'm driving at, don't you. O_O)

Why am I totally not surprised that you thought this up xD <3

I could do this, but only as a zombie!fic. Anything else is just too "OH GOD MY EYES" for me :3
Nov. 7th, 2007 12:33 am (UTC)
Of course, zombies! It's horrible. It makes me kind of nauseous, but I suppose that's what badwrong! is all about, right? XD

Nov. 7th, 2007 12:36 am (UTC)
Only you, babe, only you. lolz
Nov. 5th, 2007 05:23 am (UTC)
HO-GOD, you've let open the flood gates:
Marco/Turk, prove it
Cox/Turk, 'dain you
Bonnie/Carla, "Real reason, Turk!"
Cox/Lloyd, special delivery
Cox/Kevin Casey, battle of the mentors
Betty/Sean, if only...
Carla/Julie(the pharmaceutical rep), left out
Cox/Doug, "Hit me, baby."
Ben/Danni/Jordan, freak out
JD/Kevin Casey, plunder

Nov. 6th, 2007 06:34 am (UTC)
Re: HO-GOD, you've let open the flood gates:
I'd read Marco/Turk. XDDDDDD
Nov. 6th, 2007 06:36 am (UTC)
Re: HO-GOD, you've let open the flood gates:
AND Bonnie/Carla. Woah. I'm scaring me.
Nov. 5th, 2007 06:51 am (UTC)
Cox/Janitor, torment JD war
Cox/Turk, fight over JD
Tedd/The Todd, unappreciated
Keith/Kim, rejected
Carla/JD, forbidden
Kelso/Ted, dominance
Janitor/Snoop Dogg Attending, forgotten names
Carla/Elliot/Kim/Jordan (group), girls night out
Dan/Doug, screw-up

Some of these just popped into my head. This is exciting ^^
Nov. 5th, 2007 11:28 am (UTC)
I feel dirty... and I love it!
Bob Kelso/(Intern)Perry Cox: "apprentice"
Dan Dorian/Perry Cox: "half decent"
Perry Cox/Ted: "whipped"
Elliot Reid/Perry Cox: "moment killer"
J.D./Sean: "dominance"
Dr. Wen/Perry Cox: "surgery vs. medical"
Marco/Perry: "She's too good for him"
Joe/Bob/Perry/Turk: "sooo nice"
Dr. Mickhead/Jordan: "Reverse Cowgirl" (ref: My Quarantine, season 4)
Jordan/Dr. Miller: "ugh... Men!"
Elliot/Jordan/Dr. Miller: "Real Feminist"
Neela/Perry Cox: "walking lawsuit"
Bob Kelso/Elliot Reid: "Daddy Issues"
Danni/Elliot/Julie/Kim/Kylie/Tasty Coma Wife: "Ex Girlfriend Club"
Janitor/Laverne: "Ends Well"
Joe/Jordan: "Resist"
Neela/Ted: "freeze"
Nov. 5th, 2007 04:58 pm (UTC)
Re: I feel dirty... and I love it!
lol! I loved the Kelso/ Intern Cox idea. (:
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:31 am (UTC)
JD/"Lady"- another way to ruin the Janitor's life
Carla/Kelso- where are those charts?
The Todd/Turk- surgeons' games
Elliot/Ted- frick!
Elliot/Troy- egg salad
Dr. Kevin Casey/Kelso- medication bargaining
JD/Laverne- "Mhm."
Cox/Kelso- something to do with that scene from 7x01 in the lounge, because my freakish fascination was born with that scene =D
Dan/Janitor- payback
Janitor/Kelso- pay raise
Teenage Jack Cox/Teenage Sammy Dorian- living through your children
Teenage Jennifer Dylan Cox/Teenage Sammy Dorian- role reversal
JD/Harrison- it's raining men
Ted/Turk- dare

Most love for Cox/Kelso and Teenage Jack/Teenage Sammy right now, but props for ANYONE who can pull these pairings off =D
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Also, quick question. I know some people might find 4300 characters too tiny of a space to really deal with the ideas they want to. If it exceeds that, can we post a link in the comment to the fic hosted on our own journal? I've got a feeling that if this gets big, we may get crazy crack!fics a mile long :3
Nov. 6th, 2007 03:47 am (UTC)
Yep! Posting a link in the comments is fine. I never make it within the character limits, and I would love it if people wrong long crack!fics.

We'll cover more of that kind of thing when we post the complete list of prompts and officially begin the ficathon, but, if you want to know anything else in the meantime, ask away :)
Nov. 6th, 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
JD/Lady, lol! Oh poor, poor Janitor!
Nov. 6th, 2007 08:39 am (UTC)
Is Elliot/Miller weird enough?
...it's not exactly what I'd call cringe worthy XDDDDDD

If so, here are my pairings & prompts:

Elliot/Miller - "Are you asking me out on a date?"
Jordan/Neena (Broderick) - Queen Bee
Cox/Pete (remember him?) - Not exactly tackling, this time.
Ben/Jordan - Ben's only half lying when he describes his sisters' kisses.

That's all I' got! =D
Nov. 6th, 2007 10:25 am (UTC)
Sorry, had to add:

Cabbage/Doug : Failure
Nov. 6th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
JD/Maury(Matthew Perry) - guitar.

Oh, don't you think they'll be so cute together?
Dec. 25th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
i was JUST thinking that the other day.
Dec. 25th, 2007 09:54 pm (UTC)
lol! I've been wanting to write that fic, but I don't really have time now. Somebody should totally write a fic about them! (:
Nov. 9th, 2007 07:16 am (UTC)
whats cannon fic?
Nov. 9th, 2007 07:48 am (UTC)
Anything that's actually happened on the show. JD/Elliot, Jordan/Cox, etc
Nov. 10th, 2007 03:13 am (UTC)
Cox/Lavern- Faith <---OMG, look, Perry with a female!
Carla/Jordan- Tequila
Ted/Nurse Flowers- "Manly" Men

I'll stop there. For now. I'm developing this intensely bizarre desire to list/read a million different Kelso pairings. O.o We'll see. Am I brave enough? can you handle it?!
Nov. 10th, 2007 03:50 am (UTC)
OMG I am disturbed by, well, all of them, but most dramatically by Cox/Laverne... zomg...
Nov. 10th, 2007 04:41 am (UTC)
Makin more abombs for your nations
J.D./Kelso: "cookie"
Jordan/Kelso: "power play"
Kelso/Dr. Steadman ('member? "I'm a tool!): "next in line"
Cox/Dr. Steadman: "first place"
Cox/Kelso/Steadman: "power struggle"
Cox/Harrison: "daddy issues"
Elliot/Janitor/Jordan: "two rights make wrong"
Jordan/Randall: "kung fu"
Ben Sullivan/Dan Dorian: "big brother club"
Hooch/Jordan: "CRAZY"
Janitor/Keith: "substitute"
Cox/Danni: "cigarette"
Danni/Elliot: "natural blonde"
Jordan/Laverne: "baptism"
Nov. 10th, 2007 03:25 pm (UTC)
Re: Makin more abombs for your nations
I'm beginning to get addicted to the idea of these intensely weird pairings.

Who's Steadman? All I can think of is the guy who collected dolls who was Jack's pediatrician...
Nov. 10th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)
Re: Makin more abombs for your nations
Steadman is Kelso right hand puppet. 'I'm a tool!' in the premiere. Gets smacked in the head by a golfball in 'My Two Dads'. ;) Is Cox's competition in s3 for the promotion.
Nov. 12th, 2007 07:43 pm (UTC)
Re: Makin more abombs for your nations
zomg, duh, okay. Could be because the writers were like "HE's going to be in the main cast! Wait, NO HE ISN'T."
Nov. 11th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC)
Janitor/Ted, go green
Janitor/Ted, hemp briefs
The Harpies/Jordan, bffs
Cox/Dave Norris (the pediatrician with the puppet), dexterity
Nov. 11th, 2007 10:29 pm (UTC)
I'm on a bit of a Todd stint lately...
JD/The Todd, "You don't understand!"
JD/The Todd, Rowdy
Janitor/The Todd, 'more fragile than he looks'
Carla/The Todd, "Why do you hide?"

Because if you really think about it, The Todd paired with anyone is an odd pairing. Poor guy:(, its sucks for me because he turned into my favorite character!
Nov. 12th, 2007 12:00 am (UTC)
Re: I'm on a bit of a Todd stint lately...
Ooh-I thought of more! And yes, they feature Todd-he seriously needs more love and none of you can deny that.

Elliot/The Todd/JD, Todd and Elliot square off to get 'their' man ("Everyone knows your just using him for sex!", "Bitch! I will burn your house down!")

Elliot/The Todd, Todd gets his bell
Janitor/Jordon, "For the LULZ!"
Elliot/Rowdy, lonely(non-sexual, of course)
Cox/Todd, manipulation
Doug/Random Corpse, "You don't judge me..."
Janitor/Todd, the song "Touch Me" from Spring Awakening.
JD/The Todd, Todd's name means 'fox'
Keith/Loyd, drugs

And my favorite
JD/The Todd, nutella (its a chocolate-hazelnut spread, and the reason why I gained five pounds in the last two weeks...)
Nov. 12th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
The Todd/Turk - lunch
Janitor/Jordon - layers
Doug/Jordan - intimidation
Cox/Kelso - nostalgia
Gift Shop Girl/Molly Clock- ditzy
Keith/JD/The Todd - size matters
Dr. Beardface/Cabbage - incompetence
Casey/Cox - can't stop
Nov. 12th, 2007 04:14 am (UTC)
And thought up some more.

Marco/The Todd - "Those are mine"
Molly/Jordan - Sugary sweet
Cox/Janitor - massage chair
Isabella/Jennifer Dylan - ice cream
Jack/Jennifer Dylan - "Mine!"
Nov. 12th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
Sooooooooooooooooooo disturbed.Wow,anyway,I love this idea,but I can only think of one.

( 46 abominations — Are you twisted? )